Butcher's Bill - AVC Week 1

4 Double cheeseburgers
+ 2 packs of cigerettes
+ 9 ice luges
+ 78 Beers
+ 1-0 rock paper scissors record
+ 100% kicked out of every bar I entered
+ innumerable "Fuck JP" chants
+ a heaping bounty of raptor bacon
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= DOMINATION

Since tonight is the deadline for entry and the other two contestents are far too stupid to get something posted in time, I hearby declare myself winner and undisputed champion of the Aqua Velva Challange Week 1

Who wins?
El Pato wins.