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A Salute to 108 Henry Street.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

A True Man and Patriot



This papa vitta's first holy communion photo. What a great Italian-American.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

I am a bad person

Listen, I fucked up. I apologized to Big Blogger and I do so to rockyourface. Bad friend indeed. Lots of drama right now plus a renewed vitamin thing and a chubby are to blame. I am sorry and I will make it up to you guys. 108 Henry Street cannot die because of one fucking night. Although I pull this shit a lot I know, let us not go overboard. we'll see you guys later. check out this as well

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

friendship terminated

well vidosh, it was dumb while it lasted, but please, for reasons of which you are fully aware, consider yourself a persona non grata. the only communications that will take place between us hence forth shall be conducted via this blog, and the sole topic of discussion is to be the 85 fucking dollars you owe.

once my payment is rendered and i have the cold hard legal tender in my grubby mitts, a complete and total comminication blackout between us will commence, to be revived only at the end of of all time and space.

have fun getting fisted in hell.

Sincerely,
get fucked

Monday, December 04, 2006

From the Depths of Yonder Grizzled Taint

"Well you can suck and fuck for freeeeeeeee!
But you better not take it from meeeeeeeee!
Cause it was real farthammer BayeeeBeeeeeeeeee!"

Robocop finished his spine shattering rendition of Farthammer's lastest song Yonder Grizzled Taint with the rest of his Farthammer bandmates, which now included Andrew W.K., DragonForce and Ronald James Dio.

"We are a powerful force Farthammerers. Dio, you belted them out the lyrics with the lungs of a 57 year old, rather than of a man of 65 years. Impressive," said Robocop.

"Don't go there Robocop," snapped Dio. "Let's change topics. How bout you tell the rest of the band when's the last time you got some of the FUckin PUssaaaaaaaaay!"

"It has been for too long of a time, even for my meager bonage rates," replied Robocop. "I will need to soon fuck it again the pussy. I will try to sex it with that girl on whom I have had a huge crush on for the longest time."

"The one who when you're around her you always act like a huge FUckin PUssy?" asked Dio.

"Cool it now, Dio. Least you would enjoy me fucking it your butthole."

Robocop left band practice before the discussion of his love life went any further. He knew full well that the conversation would inevitably turn towards his inability to have any sex with anyone, owing to him being a dickless cyborg. Nonetheless he went to the coffee shop where the girl on whom he had a crush worked and attempted to woo her.

Robocop is a spaz, of course, and obviously failed miserably.

At the next band practice Robocop was noticeably forlorn.

"Robocop, why don't you shake it off and stop being such a FUckin PUssy. Bitches aint nuthin but ho's thats why I never mess with them."

"Shut it the fuck up. You do not know awful I feel. Also you have been married twice."

"Robocop, grow up. Listen, my sister's friend a big fat slut, you'll lover her. She's coming to watch today's practice and even if you can't be with your dream woman at least you can get some of that FUckin PUssy."

Dio's sister's voluptuous friend did show up and she and Robocop got along real well. She was cool and Robocop didn't feel any pressure when he was around her so he seemed much cooler. After a great day of hanging out Robocop realized he hadn't yet learned the young lady's name, so he asker he what it was.

"Plumed Melons," She replied.

"Plumped Melons," said Robocop slowly.

"That's it. I was named by my father, Dick Titties."

"My friends used to call me, Murphy. But now, I shall too be Dick Titties," stated an inspired Robocop.

And the two fell deep in love, thus proving the old adage, 'a man can love a fatty, even if he can never get a boner'.


Tuesday, November 28, 2006

GREAT MUSTACHES THRUOUT TIME AND SPACE



LOOK AT THESE CHAMPIONS OF MEN AND ALL THE POONUNU THEIR SWEET SWEET MUSTACHES GOT THEM.


































































FUCKING A RIGHT.

Monday, November 27, 2006

my sentiments exactly

37570. ELI MUST GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by giantreality, 11/27/06 12:20 ET
THE MONGOLOID RUINED EVERYTHING. HE IS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL CRINGING FROM THE DEFENDER AND THROWING UP A PRAYER JUST SO HE WON'T HAVE TO TAKE A HIT.GET RID OF THAT BITCH, HE IS A BIG PU$$Y DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO SAN DIEGO BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THE GIANTS HAD A BETTER TEAM- THEY DID BUT LOOK WHAT HE HAS DONE TO US. ANY TEAM ELI QBs FOR HE WILL TURN TO $HIT. HOW MANY PLAYOFF POTENTIAL SEASONS DO WE HAVE TO WATCH SLIP AWAY BECUASE OF THIS MONGOLOID FAIRY???
WE NEED A MAN AT QB. A MAN WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF WHAT TEAM HE PLAYS ON CUZ HE KNOWS HE CAN GET IT DONE ANYWHERE HE PLAYS.
ELI HAS HAD THE BIGGEST HEAD START AND LEARNING CURVE IN THE NFL ALL WHILE BEING PAID LIKE A PROVEN VETERAN.
HE AIN'T NO NATURAL AND HE AIN'T LEARNING.
IF COUGHLIN STARTS ELI AND AGAINST DALLAS HE SHOULD BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY LOSE OR MAYBE THE O-LINE WILL LET THE DALLAS D GET A GOOD SHOT ON HIM AND HOPE FOR THE BEST FOR THE TEAM....
ELI SUCKS AND HE IS RUINING THE GIANTS.
LORENZEN SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THERE YESTERDAY GETTING SOME GAME TIME IN PREPARATION FOR DALLAS.
ELI IS THE BIGGEST WASTE MONEY IN NFL HISTORY.
ELI YOU SUCK!! BE A MAN, DO WHAT'S BEST FOR THE TEAM AND GET SICK OR JUST ADMIT MAYBE THE JOB AIN'T FOR YOU- THE FANS WULD RESPECT YOU MORE THAN CONTINUING TO RUN OUR TEAM INTO THE CELLAR

Friday, November 24, 2006

Poop

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