FAT CHICK KILLS HOUSE
Well it looks as though the Dosh and I will be battling for the title of 'nice guy' as Mr. Veidner seems to have built himself an unassaible lead. My meager talley for the weekend:
Friday - Party for one x 11 Nick Lachey's = 0 points
Saturday - Free veal parm at Luigi's x 6 breadsticks = 0 points
Sunday - 140lb female x 1 exchange of pleasentries = 0 points
So I was bageled. Congratulations Veidner, admirable showing Dosh. Shall we place bets on how long I can keep this up before I either a) try internet dating b) try internet prostitutes?
As with all failures, I will console myself by focusing not on how I finished but on what I learned from the experience. The lesson from this week's AVC is best illustrated below.
Fatties and trampolines do not mix. Looking forward to redeeming myself next week.
Friday - Party for one x 11 Nick Lachey's = 0 points
Saturday - Free veal parm at Luigi's x 6 breadsticks = 0 points
Sunday - 140lb female x 1 exchange of pleasentries = 0 points
So I was bageled. Congratulations Veidner, admirable showing Dosh. Shall we place bets on how long I can keep this up before I either a) try internet dating b) try internet prostitutes?
As with all failures, I will console myself by focusing not on how I finished but on what I learned from the experience. The lesson from this week's AVC is best illustrated below.
Fatties and trampolines do not mix. Looking forward to redeeming myself next week.
posted by rockyourface | 6:30 PM
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