Two Great Things in Life

Once apon a time, there were two idiots. One was a big idiot, and the other was a little idiot, meaning one was physically large and the other very tiny. They both shared the same extreme level of incompetence.

One day, a former friend was forced murder both of them because they failed to learn the two great things in life as explained by Jimmy Conway in the film Goodfellas:

1) Never rat on your friends
2) Always keep your mouth shut

Sic Semper Ignoramus