"Fuck Yeah!"

October 5, 2005
Arlington, VA

The Mayonnaise Cannons lost two more times, bringing their record to not many and lots. Their opponents, The Thunderbutthomofagdawgs, though technically superior, were probably feilding an illegal team due to all the she-males and post-op trannies that were obviously playing for them.

Bases on balls were again the achillies heel for the Mayonannons, as little baby David Weegle the paralegal couldn't find the strike zone, though he had no problem finding a different kind of strike zone last week, if you know what I mean (I'm talking about the pussy!).

Other Mayonnaise Cannons blamed their poor preformance on being distracted by the upcoming weekend, where they will be knee-deep in prostitutes, blow and gambling debt by this time tomorrow.

After the game, several Cannons made their way to the Clarendon grill to hear one of the worlds greatest songs ever and celebrate the 2 week anniversary of Matthew Ogle and the newest Mayonannon, Mandy. The happy couple also announced that they would thenceforth be known only as the singular entity, Mandogle.