my company softball team's weekly email update

Associated Press, Washington - June 23, 2005

The second annual spring softball season comes to an end for The Trammell Crow company. And while the overall record was disappointing, the Crow Sox finished on a high note with an embarrassing 22-11 stomp of the Kaye Sox. "Man, those suckas deserved the a$$-whoopin' for copying our name!" said Todd SherbaK, the stud 3-0 pitcher for the Crow Sox. The game started with a promising 3 run lead for the Crow team until the top of the second inning when the Kaye Sox scored 9 runs w/o hitting the ball out of the infield, which is now a new intramural world record....not to mention the 13 consecutive errors chalked up by the left side of the Crow infield. While nothing was confirmed, reports immediately circulated whether or not the Johns (whitt and donnellon) will be drafted onto the summer league squad. Those reports were quickly muted when the John's stepped up to spark a 10-run barrage in the bottom of the second. The Crow Sox never looked back and repeatedly tacked on multi-run innings after the inspiring arrival of Lil' Sherbak in the third inning. The crow ladies led the steel curtain defense with raw talent and hustle displayed by Megan, Catie and Leilani. In addition to the dominating defensive strangle-hold, there was an additional high note worth mentioning in the Crow Sox efforts last night. The record breaking home run launched by Andruw "...i can do this all day" Splay, shook the dc intramural league and sent a battle cry out to the rest of teams. The message: Bring on the summer, biotches!. In related news, beverages for the summer league home-opener will be supplied by Chris "my strikeout is already a distant memory" Hembree. Tickets have already been selling fast for the Crow summer opener, so call TicketMaster now!