Hairy Pooter and the Goblet of Farts
Another summer of Hairy's is spent jaggingov until Voldofart does something bad. But instead of doing something to stop him, pussy Hairy decides to go frig off at World Cup of Queefitch. Hairy's friend, Hugemioners, provides Hairy with all the beat off material he needs when she gets a public bukake from the entire Irish Queefitch team.
Balls drained and back at school, Hairy meets a new teacher, Auror "Brown-Eye" Moody who is a total "asshole". Then it's announced there's another wizard battle at the Tri-Nippled Tournament. Hairy only has two nipples and is not supposed to go but he blows a judge and gets a free pass.
Then they all fight some faggot dragons or some shit.
There is also a big dance that all the little wizards have to get dates for. Unfortunetley they are all so young and horny the young wizards trip all over thier boners while asking out thier potential date-rape victims. Hairy's friend Rod's boner is the most turgid of them all.
But before the dance the final competition of the TriNi Tourney takes place, in which the wizards race thru a maze to be the first to grab the Goblet of Farts. Hairy and his competitor Cerdick Dickery reach at the Goblet of Farts at the same time, so they grab each others cocks and call it a tie like a couple of queers.
Then the main bad guy reveals himself and - suprise, it's Voldofarts! - who knew? Hairy almost dies but is instead saved by his dead ass parents who totally fuck Voldofarto straight back to hell. It also turns out that Professor "Brown-Eye" was a "shitty" traitor in a "ballon-knot" disguise. What a "shocker."
As Hairy is the hero, again, for the fourth time in four years, he finally gets what he wanted: an all night suck and fuck fest Ching Chong, the female wizard with the magical sideways bearded clam.
Balls drained and back at school, Hairy meets a new teacher, Auror "Brown-Eye" Moody who is a total "asshole". Then it's announced there's another wizard battle at the Tri-Nippled Tournament. Hairy only has two nipples and is not supposed to go but he blows a judge and gets a free pass.
Then they all fight some faggot dragons or some shit.
There is also a big dance that all the little wizards have to get dates for. Unfortunetley they are all so young and horny the young wizards trip all over thier boners while asking out thier potential date-rape victims. Hairy's friend Rod's boner is the most turgid of them all.
But before the dance the final competition of the TriNi Tourney takes place, in which the wizards race thru a maze to be the first to grab the Goblet of Farts. Hairy and his competitor Cerdick Dickery reach at the Goblet of Farts at the same time, so they grab each others cocks and call it a tie like a couple of queers.
Then the main bad guy reveals himself and - suprise, it's Voldofarts! - who knew? Hairy almost dies but is instead saved by his dead ass parents who totally fuck Voldofarto straight back to hell. It also turns out that Professor "Brown-Eye" was a "shitty" traitor in a "ballon-knot" disguise. What a "shocker."
As Hairy is the hero, again, for the fourth time in four years, he finally gets what he wanted: an all night suck and fuck fest Ching Chong, the female wizard with the magical sideways bearded clam.
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What the Critics are Saying:
"FUCKING BRILLIANT!"
"The Best Hairy Pooper Yet!"
"I had no idea, that the baloon knot was a disguise."
"Bobby Spey is a master in the arts of hairy poopers, no doubt he cultivated his craft durig his many years spent in Ballston and Manasses."
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