Close! but no ceeGARRRRRRRR

AVAST! - Tho the scurvy buccaneers known as the Mayonnaise Cannons faught like a rabid Moby Dick, they were felled by the equally scurvy CC SportsPub Team.Forced to do battle shorthanded as Captain Hook, The Mayonnanons were made to walk the plank despite a valient effort. David "Seaman-on-me-poopdeck" Weegle made the play o' the day, with a glorious sac in the second game. The warm sea air held Dave's sac in the air for all to behold. Tho dead men tell no tales, no man alive could deny the beauty of Dave's sac.Vowing to get revenge and send the next opponent down to davy jone's locker was First Mate David "Yellow Beard" Keen, "Shiver me timbers you randrubbers!"The Mayo Cannons look to blunder and pillage next week against the salty sea-dogs of Kitty O'Shea's. They also look to splice the mainbrace with ample tankards of grog before game time. Keep the wee ones away - with all the booty the Mayonannons bring aboard, this affair will be sure to be rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!