AQUA VELVA

A Salute to 108 Henry Street.

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Location: NOVA, HELL

I mostly walk around in 80's Hair Band tee-shirts with sleeves cut off. I found this goes well with my mustache and black Jordache jeans. I also drive a late-model mini van.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

GREAT MUSTACHES THRUOUT TIME AND SPACE



LOOK AT THESE CHAMPIONS OF MEN AND ALL THE POONUNU THEIR SWEET SWEET MUSTACHES GOT THEM.


































































FUCKING A RIGHT.

Monday, November 27, 2006

my sentiments exactly

37570. ELI MUST GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by giantreality, 11/27/06 12:20 ET
THE MONGOLOID RUINED EVERYTHING. HE IS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL CRINGING FROM THE DEFENDER AND THROWING UP A PRAYER JUST SO HE WON'T HAVE TO TAKE A HIT.GET RID OF THAT BITCH, HE IS A BIG PU$$Y DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO SAN DIEGO BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THE GIANTS HAD A BETTER TEAM- THEY DID BUT LOOK WHAT HE HAS DONE TO US. ANY TEAM ELI QBs FOR HE WILL TURN TO $HIT. HOW MANY PLAYOFF POTENTIAL SEASONS DO WE HAVE TO WATCH SLIP AWAY BECUASE OF THIS MONGOLOID FAIRY???
WE NEED A MAN AT QB. A MAN WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF WHAT TEAM HE PLAYS ON CUZ HE KNOWS HE CAN GET IT DONE ANYWHERE HE PLAYS.
ELI HAS HAD THE BIGGEST HEAD START AND LEARNING CURVE IN THE NFL ALL WHILE BEING PAID LIKE A PROVEN VETERAN.
HE AIN'T NO NATURAL AND HE AIN'T LEARNING.
IF COUGHLIN STARTS ELI AND AGAINST DALLAS HE SHOULD BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY LOSE OR MAYBE THE O-LINE WILL LET THE DALLAS D GET A GOOD SHOT ON HIM AND HOPE FOR THE BEST FOR THE TEAM....
ELI SUCKS AND HE IS RUINING THE GIANTS.
LORENZEN SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THERE YESTERDAY GETTING SOME GAME TIME IN PREPARATION FOR DALLAS.
ELI IS THE BIGGEST WASTE MONEY IN NFL HISTORY.
ELI YOU SUCK!! BE A MAN, DO WHAT'S BEST FOR THE TEAM AND GET SICK OR JUST ADMIT MAYBE THE JOB AIN'T FOR YOU- THE FANS WULD RESPECT YOU MORE THAN CONTINUING TO RUN OUR TEAM INTO THE CELLAR

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

What do the NY Giants, Rutgers University and Chosef Veeda all have in common

All 3 shit the bed last week.

fuck you jacksonville.

Monday, November 20, 2006

A new flavor of jager

Friday, November 17, 2006

Hairy Pooter and the Goblet of Farts

Another summer of Hairy's is spent jaggingov until Voldofart does something bad. But instead of doing something to stop him, pussy Hairy decides to go frig off at World Cup of Queefitch. Hairy's friend, Hugemioners, provides Hairy with all the beat off material he needs when she gets a public bukake from the entire Irish Queefitch team.

Balls drained and back at school, Hairy meets a new teacher, Auror "Brown-Eye" Moody who is a total "asshole". Then it's announced there's another wizard battle at the Tri-Nippled Tournament. Hairy only has two nipples and is not supposed to go but he blows a judge and gets a free pass.

Then they all fight some faggot dragons or some shit.

There is also a big dance that all the little wizards have to get dates for. Unfortunetley they are all so young and horny the young wizards trip all over thier boners while asking out thier potential date-rape victims. Hairy's friend Rod's boner is the most turgid of them all.

But before the dance the final competition of the TriNi Tourney takes place, in which the wizards race thru a maze to be the first to grab the Goblet of Farts. Hairy and his competitor Cerdick Dickery reach at the Goblet of Farts at the same time, so they grab each others cocks and call it a tie like a couple of queers.

Then the main bad guy reveals himself and - suprise, it's Voldofarts! - who knew? Hairy almost dies but is instead saved by his dead ass parents who totally fuck Voldofarto straight back to hell. It also turns out that Professor "Brown-Eye" was a "shitty" traitor in a "ballon-knot" disguise. What a "shocker."

As Hairy is the hero, again, for the fourth time in four years, he finally gets what he wanted: an all night suck and fuck fest Ching Chong, the female wizard with the magical sideways bearded clam.

Monday, November 06, 2006

DEMOCRACY IS DUMB

I am supposed to vote tomorrow and while i definitely plan on taking time off work to excercise my franchise, I highly doubt I will actually be making any selctions.

Why not? Look at my choices.

I could just say, "Ok, well than I will just vote for the fagort, then."

BUT THEY ARE BOTH FAGORTS..

Hence, democracy is teh ghey.