The Stupid Da Vinci Code for Fagorts

With the new movie coming out, Dan Brown's asinine tale of bullshit will be getting more pub than ever, and probably more criticism from the catholic church as well. While normally I enjoy anything that gets the pope's panties in a bunch, i agree that this story must be stopped, though for slightly different reasons than ratzinger. Cutting to the chase, here is why:

THERE IS NO SUCH SCIENCE AS SYMBOLOGY

the whole plot revolves around some asshole finding out clues to some big christian secret based on the fact that he is an expert symbologist. the is completely retarded. "oh look, two triangles, one points up and must represent a penis. the other points down and is a vagina. i have just unlocked the 2000 year old secret of jesus." THAT IS IN THE BOOK, I AM NOT KIDDING.

what a bunch of dumb shit. now people are going to think they too can be experts on 'symbology' and start blathering on about the different meaning of a circle. "Hey look, a V, Da Vinci used to use that in his works to represent motherhood and openness. It is a powerful symbol evident across divergent cultures and times." Oh no shit? Well guess what asshole, it's two fucking sticks, it could mean any fucking thing you want.

It's almost as bad as when Jurassic Park came out and millions of people suddenly became experts on DNA and the science of dinosaur cloning. No, I take that back, this is worse. WAAAAY worse. Go fuck yourself, Dan Brown.