Day 3 Olympic Pool Update

February 13, 2006
Turin, Italy

After 3 days of riviting action at the Games of the XX Winter Olympiad, the race for the chicken dinner couldn't be off to a more exciting start.

The leaderboard is topped by the Margravate of the Penguin with 23 points, followed by The Hammer of Thor/Lindsay Lohan who have 21 points. The John Basedow Olympic Club is in the middle of the pack with 20 points. Staying close to the leaders is Der Uben Schlubens who are keeping their Tuentonic Tide rolling with 18 points. Team Dominasia is further back with 14, while JB's Little Baby Squad is at the botom with a pitiful 0 points.

The Penguins were boasted by a stong Day 3 preformance by the Russians and the Hammers managed to stay close with a suprising showing from their Baltic contingent, who were not expected to be much of a force at these games. The JBOC must be a little nervous despite 4 gold from their Americans, as several of the USA's top athletes of recently succombed to injuries before their event finals. And while Team Dominasia are not dominating anything at the moment, there are still many events yet to be contested here in Turin. That really doesn't matter for the Baby Squad, however, as they are a pathetic bunch of losers and should honestly leave the sporting events to those who actually know what they are doing.