Citius, Altius, Fartius

5 titans of the sports gambling industry have decided to bet on the 2006 Winter Olympics. Each person will be represented by 14 nations and each person wins points based on how many medals their countries win. 3 points for gold, 2 for silver and 1 for bronze. The winner will receive $100 cold hard cash and a chicken dinner.

The teams are:
The Hammer of Thor*
The John Basedow Olympic Club
Der Uben Schlubens
Dominasia
The March of the Penguin**

Updates to follow.

*'Thor' represents Lindsay Lohan, implying Spae's team is the one who hammers her.
**The March refers not to an ambulatory cadence but to a territorial buffer zone, specificallyVeedner's belly.