The third and final part of the tale of two brothers*

at the wedding between Beaueua and the Veronica the fatty fat tone, Jonas, Baeoau's brother cried because it was so nice. The buffet was also spectacular and Bo feasted on a triple decker frito pie while getting a smooth handy from his new bride under the table.

after the honeymoon, during which bo's knob was schlobbed countless times, bo and jonas met up for a beer.

at the bar, bo thanked jonas for helping him realize that Caroline was an annoying puta and that his destiny lied with Vartronica of the fatlands. he was so happy that he gave jonas thousands of his own dollars to go visit Evelyn in Alabama again.

Joans thanked him and then left to call Evelyn and say he was coming down to visit her. Jonas made it clear during the phone conversation, though, that he was only coming to alabama to get some serious bonage. full penetration was the least he would accept. just trying the tip would not cut it.

Evelyn acquiesed and Jonas flew down. He exploded in her for many many times. it was a sexytime conflagaration.

Evelyn, of course, fell fast in love and begged Joans to marry her. Jonas thought about for a while and finally decided to instead fufill his life long dream and started a space colony. Evelyn was demoralized and turned into a lesbian.

The End

*If at any time in the future a part 4 or larger number part is written in this series, that part should be considered apocraphyl and not part of the cannon. also the person would try to commuit such a libelous act is also someone who probably collects ziplock bags filled with his own farts.