The AQUA VELVA Year End Review

2005 was another pathetic year for the Aqua Velvans. Lets refelect on some of the lowlights.

- Aqua Velva reunites for new years 2005 in NYC. They all dance the night away with greasetrucks and FLIDs. The rest of the year is all down hill.

- 2/3 thirds of A.V. move into a 3-level bungolow in Arlington, VA. They are joined by some little baby with a proclivity for KY Jelly. Vidosh is the only one still living at home with his parents like a jerk.

- Vidosh puts on 30 pounds and goes out on a date with his mom.

- Splay and Veedner over pay for a gym membership and then never go because they are lazy. Neither have been on a date since high school.

- Veedner gets a job in DC and spends all of his lunch hours hanging out with Colin Bracis.

- Splay played in no less then 3 softball teams during the year, and on none of them was he considered "good".

- Vidosh starts teaching middle school in Brooklyn. His lesson plans include drinking 2 bottles of robotussin and reading japanese fetish porn magazines.

- All 3 Aqua Velvans had a lot of sex in '05, however these numbers were artificially inflated by including into the count sex with yourself.

- In anticipation of the year 2006, Splay secured a metal hook into the ceiling and bought everyone a length of rope.