friendship terminated

well vidosh, it was dumb while it lasted, but please, for reasons of which you are fully aware, consider yourself a persona non grata. the only communications that will take place between us hence forth shall be conducted via this blog, and the sole topic of discussion is to be the 85 fucking dollars you owe.

once my payment is rendered and i have the cold hard legal tender in my grubby mitts, a complete and total comminication blackout between us will commence, to be revived only at the end of of all time and space.

have fun getting fisted in hell.

Sincerely,
get fucked

From the Depths of Yonder Grizzled Taint

"Well you can suck and fuck for freeeeeeeee!
But you better not take it from meeeeeeeee!
Cause it was real farthammer BayeeeBeeeeeeeeee!"

Robocop finished his spine shattering rendition of Farthammer's lastest song Yonder Grizzled Taint with the rest of his Farthammer bandmates, which now included Andrew W.K., DragonForce and Ronald James Dio.

"We are a powerful force Farthammerers. Dio, you belted them out the lyrics with the lungs of a 57 year old, rather than of a man of 65 years. Impressive," said Robocop.

"Don't go there Robocop," snapped Dio. "Let's change topics. How bout you tell the rest of the band when's the last time you got some of the FUckin PUssaaaaaaaaay!"

"It has been for too long of a time, even for my meager bonage rates," replied Robocop. "I will need to soon fuck it again the pussy. I will try to sex it with that girl on whom I have had a huge crush on for the longest time."

"The one who when you're around her you always act like a huge FUckin PUssy?" asked Dio.

"Cool it now, Dio. Least you would enjoy me fucking it your butthole."

Robocop left band practice before the discussion of his love life went any further. He knew full well that the conversation would inevitably turn towards his inability to have any sex with anyone, owing to him being a dickless cyborg. Nonetheless he went to the coffee shop where the girl on whom he had a crush worked and attempted to woo her.

Robocop is a spaz, of course, and obviously failed miserably.

At the next band practice Robocop was noticeably forlorn.

"Robocop, why don't you shake it off and stop being such a FUckin PUssy. Bitches aint nuthin but ho's thats why I never mess with them."

"Shut it the fuck up. You do not know awful I feel. Also you have been married twice."

"Robocop, grow up. Listen, my sister's friend a big fat slut, you'll lover her. She's coming to watch today's practice and even if you can't be with your dream woman at least you can get some of that FUckin PUssy."

Dio's sister's voluptuous friend did show up and she and Robocop got along real well. She was cool and Robocop didn't feel any pressure when he was around her so he seemed much cooler. After a great day of hanging out Robocop realized he hadn't yet learned the young lady's name, so he asker he what it was.

"Plumed Melons," She replied.

"Plumped Melons," said Robocop slowly.

"That's it. I was named by my father, Dick Titties."

"My friends used to call me, Murphy. But now, I shall too be Dick Titties," stated an inspired Robocop.

And the two fell deep in love, thus proving the old adage, 'a man can love a fatty, even if he can never get a boner'.

GREAT MUSTACHES THRUOUT TIME AND SPACE

LOOK AT THESE CHAMPIONS OF MEN AND ALL THE POONUNU THEIR SWEET SWEET MUSTACHES GOT THEM.


































































FUCKING A RIGHT.

my sentiments exactly

37570. ELI MUST GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by giantreality, 11/27/06 12:20 ET
THE MONGOLOID RUINED EVERYTHING. HE IS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL CRINGING FROM THE DEFENDER AND THROWING UP A PRAYER JUST SO HE WON'T HAVE TO TAKE A HIT.GET RID OF THAT BITCH, HE IS A BIG PU$$Y DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO SAN DIEGO BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THE GIANTS HAD A BETTER TEAM- THEY DID BUT LOOK WHAT HE HAS DONE TO US. ANY TEAM ELI QBs FOR HE WILL TURN TO $HIT. HOW MANY PLAYOFF POTENTIAL SEASONS DO WE HAVE TO WATCH SLIP AWAY BECUASE OF THIS MONGOLOID FAIRY???
WE NEED A MAN AT QB. A MAN WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF WHAT TEAM HE PLAYS ON CUZ HE KNOWS HE CAN GET IT DONE ANYWHERE HE PLAYS.
ELI HAS HAD THE BIGGEST HEAD START AND LEARNING CURVE IN THE NFL ALL WHILE BEING PAID LIKE A PROVEN VETERAN.
HE AIN'T NO NATURAL AND HE AIN'T LEARNING.
IF COUGHLIN STARTS ELI AND AGAINST DALLAS HE SHOULD BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY LOSE OR MAYBE THE O-LINE WILL LET THE DALLAS D GET A GOOD SHOT ON HIM AND HOPE FOR THE BEST FOR THE TEAM....
ELI SUCKS AND HE IS RUINING THE GIANTS.
LORENZEN SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THERE YESTERDAY GETTING SOME GAME TIME IN PREPARATION FOR DALLAS.
ELI IS THE BIGGEST WASTE MONEY IN NFL HISTORY.
ELI YOU SUCK!! BE A MAN, DO WHAT'S BEST FOR THE TEAM AND GET SICK OR JUST ADMIT MAYBE THE JOB AIN'T FOR YOU- THE FANS WULD RESPECT YOU MORE THAN CONTINUING TO RUN OUR TEAM INTO THE CELLAR

What do the NY Giants, Rutgers University and Chosef Veeda all have in common

All 3 shit the bed last week.

fuck you jacksonville.

A new flavor of jager

Hairy Pooter and the Goblet of Farts

Another summer of Hairy's is spent jaggingov until Voldofart does something bad. But instead of doing something to stop him, pussy Hairy decides to go frig off at World Cup of Queefitch. Hairy's friend, Hugemioners, provides Hairy with all the beat off material he needs when she gets a public bukake from the entire Irish Queefitch team.

Balls drained and back at school, Hairy meets a new teacher, Auror "Brown-Eye" Moody who is a total "asshole". Then it's announced there's another wizard battle at the Tri-Nippled Tournament. Hairy only has two nipples and is not supposed to go but he blows a judge and gets a free pass.

Then they all fight some faggot dragons or some shit.

There is also a big dance that all the little wizards have to get dates for. Unfortunetley they are all so young and horny the young wizards trip all over thier boners while asking out thier potential date-rape victims. Hairy's friend Rod's boner is the most turgid of them all.

But before the dance the final competition of the TriNi Tourney takes place, in which the wizards race thru a maze to be the first to grab the Goblet of Farts. Hairy and his competitor Cerdick Dickery reach at the Goblet of Farts at the same time, so they grab each others cocks and call it a tie like a couple of queers.

Then the main bad guy reveals himself and - suprise, it's Voldofarts! - who knew? Hairy almost dies but is instead saved by his dead ass parents who totally fuck Voldofarto straight back to hell. It also turns out that Professor "Brown-Eye" was a "shitty" traitor in a "ballon-knot" disguise. What a "shocker."

As Hairy is the hero, again, for the fourth time in four years, he finally gets what he wanted: an all night suck and fuck fest Ching Chong, the female wizard with the magical sideways bearded clam.